To ruyigloomysunday: u know there's always a seat for u :)

yao, 你这里好热闹呀！嘿嘿，我抢个位子先。

HOHO 原来这里有个图文并茂中文版的，专业啊~~~~ 哈哈
那个风向的谁会玩？ 偶好象还没见过这么转的

天哪地哪, 这个太~~~~~~~~亲切了!

真怀念中学时代全班大练转笔的景象.....那时老师讲课的时候都很郁闷

To IngusMW:你还真不让人省心，知道的是您技高一筹，用稀罕物强身健体，不知道的以为我这卖假药呢。建议您换换家伙。我就再做做好人，贴张图，形象的告诉你什么是符合标准易产生惯性的笔。我还没和你算射我种的太阳那笔账，你到先和我算起Invoice了!

To Drifter:还是浪人厉害，回回都让咱们无地自容。

已经摔坏钢笔两支，你等着我的 Invoice 吧～ 嘿嘿

呵，两天不见，进展神速啊。
再次为高产折服。

To小白：说你拽你先喘上了，不会转那就虚心学么，不去弄你那个新来的小小白，总给我这跑题！

Ca à l'air super intéressant mais je ne comprends rien. Sniiiiiifffffffffff.
Juste un petit bonjour d'un pauvre Franco-suisse qui vient de partir de Chine et d'atterrir en Corée.
@+

虽然不会转笔但是很会回贴

笑话：我就是兔子……

一只猫给我讲的笑话，挺逗，发在这里，存个档

中央情报局(CIA)，联邦调查局(FBI)和洛杉矶警察局(LAPD)都声称自己是最好的执法机构。为此美国总统决定让他们比试一下。於是他把一只兔子放进树林，看他们如何把兔子抓回来。 中央情报局派出大批调查人员进入树林，并对每棵树进行讯问，经过几个月的调查，得出结论是那只所谓的兔子并不存在。 联邦调查局出动人马包围了树林，命令兔子出来投降，可兔子并不出来，於是他们放火烧毁了树林，烧死了林中所有动物，并且拒绝道歉，因为这一切都是兔子的错。 轮到洛杉矶警察局，几名警察进入树林，几分钟後，拖著一只被打得半死的浣熊走了出来。浣熊嘴里喊著：“OK，OK，我承认我是兔子……”（这个故事好象在《读者》上发过）


上网搜了一下，另一个版本：

为了测试美国，香港，中国大陆三地警察的实力，联合国将三只兔子放在三个森林中，看三地警察谁先找出兔子。

任务:找出兔子

第一个森林前是美国警察，他们先花了整整半天时间开会制定作战计划，严格分工，然后派特种部队快速进入森林进行地毯式搜索，结果开会耽搁了时间，兔子跑了，任务失败!!!!

然后轮到香港警察，他们派了一百多号人和几十辆警车在第二个森林外一字排开，由带头人用喇叭喊话：“兔子，兔子，你已经被包围了，快出来投降……”半天过去了，没动静。飞虎队进入森林，搜索一遍，没结果，任务失败!!!!

最后是中国警察，只有四个，先打了一天麻将，黄昏时每人拿一警棍进入森林，没五分钟，听到森林里传来一阵动物的惨叫，中国警察一人抽着一根烟有说有笑的出来，后面拖着一只鼻青脸肿的熊，熊奄奄一息的说到：“不要再打了，我就是兔子……”

都是同道中人，以后有过路到费城的，到时候共同切磋。
To 小白：既然有人夸你了，我就让你在我这蹭蹭。

To IngusMW：图放大了点,不敢太大, 怕看了不舒服.有空得把这版面好好整整. 360度逆转,这写不清楚. 本来找了专业教程想贴在这,可是上面Video狂多,怕呛了你那个下个星期才隆重出台的彩儿, 等到时候，我再给你贴过去吧。Trackback，呵呵,成呀.

To 阿福：可不只是同道中人,简直是高人! 钢崩儿都能转!一定要讨教讨教.

To 猪唛：批评指正的对,光顾着自己嘴快了,没考虑到看得人的体会。连老妈都说我了姑娘家家太贫要影响终身幸福的.

你的博客每篇都长到让人几乎看不完。。。。。。虽然有些故事很有意思。。。。。。

haha ，当年上课老师管教着实厉害，把同学们逼的各个一手绝活儿！——厉害的手指间的转换是可以用硬币代替笔的！lol

BTW，你喜欢的圣版纳，能长的很大很大的！哈哈，象个小牛！食量也大，一顿吃的比成年男人多的多，的确是能给主人吃的濒临“破产”的！

btw，图片太小了嘢，看不清楚…… 还有就是那个 360 逆转是怎么弄的？我正的行，反的不会……

what the.... lol, nice comment, 一楼的……

说到转笔，下个礼拜我要用的 Video 正好是那～ 巧啊，居然捧上了你的 Entry，干脆我 Trackback 好了。:)

天哪，小白，你蹭Space蹭到我这来了。。 哈哈。我得给你令开版面了。

Women's English



Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and rock him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

The answer to "What's wrong?":

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a jerk



here's Men's English...... "I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice breasts!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = ￡50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any stupid dress and let's go home!

"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay.



Words Women Use

WORDS WOMEN USE

"FINE"

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.



"FIVE MINUTES"

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.



"NOTHING"

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine".



"GO AHEAD"

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.



"LOUD SIGH"

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing".


"THAT'S OKAY"

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



"THANKS"

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.