可能很多人都看到了，今天我在MSN上的名字后加了一句 “ TMD, 今天不制制你的嚣张气，我就旺为Chinese!” 很多朋友都来问我怎么这么大的火，因为在公司忙没有和大家解释，现在我就说说我这火从何处来的。

公司里天天同事间发着无聊Junk Email, 调解一下工作压力，无可厚非。但今天一封名为：The Advantage of Being Chinese 的Email 引发了我和同事之间的一场恩怨。这封Email 附着一幅抽象图，旁边附着说明：If you can’t decipher anything try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were chinese！先不说这尊敬不尊敬的事儿，拿别的人种开玩笑咱们就是不答应！马上咱们给公司的同僚们回了封信说：“对不起，忘了告诉大家我是中国人，如果有看到我Pulling the corner of my eyes 这个毛病的，请大家指正！” 过了，几个小时后，那个始作俑者给咱们回了封信：对不起。” 这算什么，道歉？咱们正在这气头上，马上来了一句：您可能没听说过一句话吧：如果道歉有用，还要警察做什么？发完了，回过头，看看那个始作俑者，对着笔记本青着脸。咱们心中乐开了花！一天下来，始作俑者道歉无数，咱们压根就没理。其实不是想结个仇闹个种族歧视的舆论，就是想给这些自大无聊的老美一个教训。明儿，要是他态度好，咱们也就算了，还是开开心心的合作。

以下是这封Email的原文(真名和Email Address 就不放了)，咱们洋文水平不高，这句如果道歉有用，还要警察干什么！咱们只译成了：If apologies work, the police will lose jobs!

From:XXX
Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 01:11 PM
To: 橙色的Nobody
Subject: RE:

I just feel bad cause im an idiot.I could see how it would offend you and I didn't mean to do that at all. Im sorry.

From:  橙色的Nobody
Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 12:01 PM
To:XXX;All Company
Subject: RE:

I guess you've never heard of that saying: If apologies work, the police will lose job!

From: XXX
Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 10:27 AM
To: 橙色的Nobody
Subject:

I honestly  I didn't mean to offend you at all with that email.

From: 橙色的Nobody

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 10:00 AM
To: XXX;XXX;XXX;XXX;All Company;

Subject: RE: The Advantage of Being Chinese......

Thanks! Sorry that I forgot to tell everyone I am Chinese. If someone see I pull the corner of my eyes, Please Let'me know. I would like to know how to take this advantage!

From: XXX

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 9:50 AM
To: XXX; XXX; XXX; XXX; XXX;  橙色的Nobody; All Company;
 Subject: FW: The Advantage of Being Chinese......

 From: XXX [mailto:XXX@cl-na.com]
 Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 8:48 AM
 To: XXX
 Subject: FW: The Advantage of Being Chinese......

 This is pretty funny! Try it~

 -----Original Message-----
 From: XXX

 Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 9:43 AM
 To: XXX
 Subject: FW: The Advantage of Being Chinese......

 it really works, you can read it.

If you cannot decipher anything,then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.